According to “Urban Dictionary” – Slay Mama is someone who is so good looking its stabs someone’s heart, or “slays” their eyes.
Apparently, so many persons like myself still find the word “Slay Mama” has something totally different within the Nigerian socialite.
You would either see Slay Mama or “Pepper Dem” gang in virtually every female snap.
Slay Mama is still weird to you?
Say no more! Here are 5 reasons why you should avoid “Slay Mama”.
1. SLAY MAMA IS A DIRTY LADY WHO CANNOT KEEP HER PRIVATE PART CLEAN
Slay Mama’s varies with different social media platforms. Instagram Slay Mama, Facebook Slay Mama, Snapchat Slay Mama amongst others.
You might be surprised to see some “Slay Mamas” in some big churches in Lagos (House on the rock, Harvesters, KICC, Covenant Christian Centre, Day Star, COZA amongst others. They hunt their way to big gathering where they can show off – “Gidi Fest, TPL, Socialiga, OLIC and so on”
A young man was able to share the experience with a recent “Slay Mama” he had a wonderful encounter with on popular relationship counselor ‘Joro Olumofin” page.
2. SLAY MAMA WILL BUY A REGULAR TICKET AND EVENTUALLY END UP IN THE VIP SECTION
This is the story of a popular Snapchat celeb and makeup artist Annie with the Instagram handle @snrannez
Annie got a regular ticket to the Merrybet celebrity-fan challenge – 2016 hosted by Kibati Bankole who recently had a feud with controversial “Daddy Freeze” of cool FM.
So, back to @snrannez – Annie came in with her friend with a regular ticket and suddenly catch a glimpse of a friend of hers’ in the VIP section who is already seated. Annie walked up to the table, with the friend being a real G seeing his friend standing while talking to him requested that persons take turns in adjusting their seats so that Aunty Annie could bring in her seat and join the clique.
Aunty was swift to grab a chair that was strategically placed to join the team while her friend had to also find a way to share the same seat with her. Aunty
Aunty with joy unspeakable started munching the small chops placed on the table and I guess you’ll know how the story will end eventually.
Yes! You’re correct.
3. SLAY MAMA WILL ONLY BE AVAILABLE WHEN THINGS ARE “ROSY”
Trust me, slay mama will be there for you ONLY when things are sweet and will show you all love more than your mother’s.
But when the tide should turn, look back and they are like “FLASH” in Marvel comic series – GONE!
Search No More! Slay mama is gone onto the next one.
4. SLAY MAMA IS UNDETECTABLE
Slay Mama come on strong, hot and heavy. Her seductive ways could weaken some of the strongest Players.
Falling into her traps, you’ll bypass your better judgment and fall hard.
You believe that she is the one; you believe that this is a great relationship in the making. But the truth is that you were just a lay, just a sexual encounter to help her past the man who recently broke her heart.
Slay Mama is well aware of how great you are, Player in training.
Over the course of your relationship, you’ll gradually find that you can do nothing right. You’re either too early or too late. You’re either not ready on time or not giving her time to get ready. See the signs as she shifts from being the comely hotness to the reluctant mute over some important conversations.
This change has nothing to do with you. It is the life cycle of the Slay Mama.
She has had you and is now done.
Once you begin to sense this resistance, with dignity and finesse, bid farewell and remove yourself from the situation.
5. SLAY MAMA IS A PSYCHO
Slay Mama includes the girl who calls, texts or comment on your Instagram page 10 times a day.
She wants to know your every move and asks how you’ve been when she just spoke to you an hour ago.
If there is any woman to avoid at all costs, the Slay Mama is the one.
She will insert herself into your life and shake all aspects of your existence.
Remember, though, that sex with a Slay Mama may be amazing, but at some point, you’ll end up in front of the police.
If you fail to look at her from all aspects, you’ll end up with a bothersome, insecure and potentially vicious woman who will show no signs of going away. As Jide would have it, she will “DIE ON THE LINE“.
She will deny her obvious issues despite their growing intensity.
Finally Friend, do your best to avoid a “Slay Mama”. Don’t say OG DEJI did not tell you oo.